Ahad, 22 Mac 2009

Kemenangan masih berpihak pada Man United

Aku harus memberi penghargaan kepada si pencipta alat Snooze. Berkali kali alarm iPhone henfon berbunyi, smpai aku lenguh di satu ketika. Lalu bangun.
Bersiap.
Aku harus tiba ke kolej sblm 2.45 pm.
2.45pm: Aku memanaskan enjin motor.
Lagu G Unit-Money Make The World Go Round.
3.00pm tiba di depan Theater Hall. Sign attendance. Masuk. Duduk. Sambung tidur.

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Sekeping nota dihulur kepada aku daripada Sangee. Bertulis:
Sangee : Sleeping Pig!
Aku balas:
Aku: You laa pig, fat ass.
Dan sesi balas membalas bermula:
Sangee: Dei, pooda. MOnkey, u done ur rough draft?
Serious talking now.
Aku: Not yet, animal lover.
Sangee: How do you know?All my friend are animal.N i love them all.Like you, pig.
Aku: You cockroach, i killed one of ur first cousin last nyte.
Sangee: Wooo, i'll tell narain.
Aku: Since when Narain become ur cockroach family?
Sangee: U dunno aaa???? Narain's bro is my boyfren now~~~
Aku: Since when u left TR?
Sangee: Bloody hell, TR stil my steady husband, Narain's bro is just for now~~
Aku: U know what they call when a woman have lots of partner?
Sangee: What?
Aku: WHORE!
Sambung tidur.

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