1. Kamu boleh menamakan hampir semua pemain dari English Premier League, tetapi bila ditanya tentang pemain bola Malaysia, satu nama pun tak boleh sebut.
2. Bila Streamyx hadir, kamu complain Streamyx too slow. Bila Maxis Broadband wujud, kamu complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. Bila WiMax muncul, kamu complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, kamu cakap Streamyx still the best lah.
3. Bila harga tol naik, you complain. Bila harga minyak naik, you complain. Bila pergi ke Starbucks beli coffee RM10, Kamu TAK KOMPLEN.
4. Bila kamu tak dapat cari parking di dalam shopping mall dan terpaksa berjalan kaki jauh sekali, kamu complain. Bila sudah masuk shopping mall dan ada SALE, berlari lari dari satu hujung 1Utama ke satu hujung 1Utama yang lain, also TAK KOMPLEN.
5. You are always late. And the excuses you give when you're late is always either:
(a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.
6. Kamu ada ibu bapa yang paksa kamu ambil science stream di sekolah menengah, belajar engineering di universiti. Then, bila sudah graduate, ibu bapa kamu suruh lupakan segala yang kamu pelajari di universiti dan buat commerce.
7. You know someone who can specially develop an Ang Moh accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian.
8. You complain against the government in Kopitiam, kamumenyalakmelalak kuat kuat. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also melalak kuat kuat. Attend ceramah by PKR, you jerit kuat kuat. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you tak nak pergi. Takut later kena tangkap by ISA.
9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.
11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.
13. Bila pelajar Cina dapat biasiswa, you say "Wah! Very clever hor?"
14. Bila pelajar Melayu dapat biasiswa, you say "Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!"
15. When an Ang Moh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy dan sangat suka. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.
2. Bila Streamyx hadir, kamu complain Streamyx too slow. Bila Maxis Broadband wujud, kamu complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. Bila WiMax muncul, kamu complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, kamu cakap Streamyx still the best lah.
3. Bila harga tol naik, you complain. Bila harga minyak naik, you complain. Bila pergi ke Starbucks beli coffee RM10, Kamu TAK KOMPLEN.
4. Bila kamu tak dapat cari parking di dalam shopping mall dan terpaksa berjalan kaki jauh sekali, kamu complain. Bila sudah masuk shopping mall dan ada SALE, berlari lari dari satu hujung 1Utama ke satu hujung 1Utama yang lain, also TAK KOMPLEN.
5. You are always late. And the excuses you give when you're late is always either:
(a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.
6. Kamu ada ibu bapa yang paksa kamu ambil science stream di sekolah menengah, belajar engineering di universiti. Then, bila sudah graduate, ibu bapa kamu suruh lupakan segala yang kamu pelajari di universiti dan buat commerce.
7. You know someone who can specially develop an Ang Moh accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian.
8. You complain against the government in Kopitiam, kamu
9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.
11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.
13. Bila pelajar Cina dapat biasiswa, you say "Wah! Very clever hor?"
14. Bila pelajar Melayu dapat biasiswa, you say "Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!"
15. When an Ang Moh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy dan sangat suka. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.
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0uh tidakk...
saye akan mencium dat msian guy balek...with..my asss!!!!~
:p
[mahu terai??]
its a malaysian culture =)
Hahahhaa...no komen la.
1. i know no one from football.
2. i'm with celcom broadband.
3. i dont do starbucks or any kind of caffeinated drinks.
4. i shop even when there are no sales.
5. i apologize when im late. i dont give excuses.
6. i was in tesl. now i teach. they were MY choices.
7. i dont know anyone with that accent.
8. im not against the gov.
9. i practise excellent time management.
10. i blame no chinese since i dont pay more when i dont have to.
11. i blame the qs, the archs and the contractors when that happens. but most of the times i dont really care.
13. i dont speak like that.
14. not like that too.
15. no one kisses me without paying.
kesimpulan: Cikgu Nani mungkin tinggal di Malaysia lain yg parallel dgn Malaysia yg mr aqram describe ni, di mana budaya dan cara hidupnya segala lain amat. XD ah heck.
i'm bored.
For the record, I'm not proud of this. Not even single one. But I'm still guilty of it. Yes, I give a damn shit about it.
A showcase of uniquely Malaysian traits and unspoken realities.
Nani, it's good to know you. But, I think you are not socialize a lot with other Malaysians.
Agak susah nak mencari manusia di negara membangun(Malaysia) yang berfikiran, berakhlak, dan berwawasan seperti seorang yang tinggal di negara membangun.
We, Malaysians, fikiran, masih tertinggal jauh dari pembangunan yang kita alami. Jauh dan sangat tidak simultaneous.
AC Mizal pernah koyakkan majalah Reader's Digest di dalam rancangan AC Di Sini. Malaysia is ranked third least courteous country in the world, according to the magazine. Perlukah kita puji dan bangga dengan sikap AC Mizal?
Let's grow up if we love this country.
owh..aku ada baca artikel di RD and it's stated, Kuala Lumpur Malaysia. huhuhu... so, not all Malaysia as total :D
bukan sume rakyat malaysia mcmni kan?
just because it's a couple of bad apples, doesn't mean the whole barrel is rotten.
The survey consisted of 3 test (quote from RD):
Test1:
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We walked into public buildings 20 times behind people to see if they would hold the door open for us.
Test 2:
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We bought small items from 20 shops and recorded whether the sales assistants said “Thank You”.
Test 3:
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We dropped a folder full of papers in 20 busy locations to see if anyone would help pick them up.
As you can see from the test, language shouldn’t have been a problem.
The surveyors were all from their own countries (35 different countries to be exact) all conducting the same survey. Half were men, half women.
I think the survey is fair enough.
betul.
kalau di restoran, waiter tersilap kira lebih sikit, pastu org malaysia selalu jawab 'ingat saya teda duit maw bayar ka??'
atau bila masuk kedai perfume ka, kedai mana2 yang mahal la, pastu pelayan ikut2. pastu annoyed. bila kluar, 'ingat saya teda duit ka maw bli? benci sy kena ikut2.'
xD owh whatever it is i still love Malaysia.
Malaysians, belle rasa rakyat Malaysia ni masih okay lagilah dari bangsa asing luar sana tu.
tapi paling2 pantang sekali aku tak suka orang yang tak reti ucap terima kasih :{ susah sangatkah nak ucap terima kasih.
p/s: good post!
Hanya orang yang mampu mengiyakan sekurang-kurangnya satu perkara dari yang tertulis di entry ini layak digelar rakyat Malaysia dan memang sah duduk di Malaysia.
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