1. Kamu boleh menamakan hampir semua pemain dari English Premier League, tetapi bila ditanya tentang pemain bola Malaysia, satu nama pun tak boleh sebut.
2. Bila Streamyx hadir, kamu complain Streamyx too slow. Bila Maxis Broadband wujud, kamu complain Maxis Broadband always disconnects. Bila WiMax muncul, kamu complain Wimax too expensive. In the end, kamu cakap Streamyx still the best lah.
3. Bila harga tol naik, you complain. Bila harga minyak naik, you complain. Bila pergi ke Starbucks beli coffee RM10, Kamu TAK KOMPLEN.
4. Bila kamu tak dapat cari parking di dalam shopping mall dan terpaksa berjalan kaki jauh sekali, kamu complain. Bila sudah masuk shopping mall dan ada SALE, berlari lari dari satu hujung 1Utama ke satu hujung 1Utama yang lain, also TAK KOMPLEN.
5. You are always late. And the excuses you give when you're late is always either:
(a) traffic jam (b) no transport or (c) cannot find parking.
6. Kamu ada ibu bapa yang paksa kamu ambil science stream di sekolah menengah, belajar engineering di universiti. Then, bila sudah graduate, ibu bapa kamu suruh lupakan segala yang kamu pelajari di universiti dan buat commerce.
7. You know someone who can specially develop an Ang Moh accent when speaking to a American / British / Australian.
8. You complain against the government in Kopitiam, kamu menyalakmelalak kuat kuat. Leave anonymous comments on blogs, you also melalak kuat kuat. Attend ceramah by PKR, you jerit kuat kuat. Then when Opposition organise a protest and ask you to go, you tak nak pergi. Takut later kena tangkap by ISA.
9. Every year on the 30th April, you are one of the people below queueing up last minute to submit your tax return at the IRB.
10. When you pay RM10 for something that costs RM1, you blame the Chinese.
11. When a government service is too slow, you blame the Malays.
12. When a building is not good and collapsed, you blame the Indians.
13. Bila pelajar Cina dapat biasiswa, you say "Wah! Very clever hor?"
14. Bila pelajar Melayu dapat biasiswa, you say "Aiya! Of course lah! He Malay mah!"
15. When an Ang Moh stranger kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you very happy dan sangat suka. When a Malaysian guy kiss you on the cheek to say hello, you slap him.